Germans come up with a hopeful Muslim proof toilet

Unfortunately, this is how the Europeans will be using the toilet as they are soon to be outnumbered. A little assimilation would keep Europe smelling clean. But it is the soon-to-be-outnumbered Europeans who will do the assimilating to the new Third World standards. Here we go:

The hordes of Islamic savages imported to displace the native population have literally been making a latrine out of Europe with their seventh century notions of sanitation. If you can get them to use a toilet at all rather than crapping in the bushes, they try standing on it and squatting, frequently with unfortunate results. Luckily there is still enough left of a free market for it to provide a solution:

Enter the Global Fliegenschmidt toilet manufacturers based in Coswig, Saxony-Anhalt, who have announced their plans to develop a mobile “multicultural toilet” complete with a squatting platform and water hose for migrant friendly sanitation.

The design was shown to the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung national newspaper, who gave a gloriously politically correct write up of the new product, branding it, “Universally applicable: the refugee toilet is ideal for the globalised defecation.”

                            Multicultural-toilet

No need for the water hose. A 2015 Turkish fatwa now allows Muslims to use toilet paper, although many have never actually seen the stuff. – See more at: Moonbattery

Muslims Attempt to Behead ‘Apostate’ in Egypt

Oh, well, so much for our new best friends. We can only hope that Obama the Magnificent, can get the hang of what these bad dudes are all about. I guess that Hopey Changey thingy of the  NASA  outreach is not doing so great. Let us not forget what these fine fellows are all about. 

The latest in a string of failed attempts by Muslim fanatics on the life of an Egyptian man who publicly converted to Christianity in 2008. 

“The Fatwa issued by Sheikh Youssef El-Badri calling for the ‘shedding of his blood,’ caused them to live in constant danger in the face of the reactionaries and advocates for the enforcement of Islamic apostasy laws, which call for the death of a convert.” 

During the attack, one of the men shouted the Islamic Jihadi cry of “Allah is Great” while stabbing him. The attackers called him an infidel, and cursed his Christian faith. Maher said that he was left with heavy wounds; however, he fears seeking medical treatment 

Maher said in an interview last week on ZDF German TV, “We live in constant fear ever since radical shaikhs have called for my blood to be shed because I left Islam. We are mostly afraid of the uneducated people on the street.” 

He added that ever since he openly made knon his Christian faith, “our future is ruined. We are discriminated against. I do not believe that we will receive justice.” 

This has been reported Middle Eastern journalist, Mary Abdelmassih, in a story sent to the ASSIST News Service (ANS).  “They were aiming at my neck to behead me,” said Maher in an interview with the US-based Hope Coptic TV Channel. “Something inspired me to turn and give them my shoulder, instead of facing them, which was lucky.”Maher said that he fell to the ground covered in blood. “Had it not been for the interference of passers-by who were unaware of my identity and my efforts to quickly stand up and defend myself, I would have been dead by now,” he said.  More at Crosswalk

H/T Weasel Zippers