Unfortunately, this is how the Europeans will be using the toilet as they are soon to be outnumbered. A little assimilation would keep Europe smelling clean. But it is the soon-to-be-outnumbered Europeans who will do the assimilating to the new Third World standards. Here we go:
The hordes of Islamic savages imported to displace the native population have literally been making a latrine out of Europe with their seventh century notions of sanitation. If you can get them to use a toilet at all rather than crapping in the bushes, they try standing on it and squatting, frequently with unfortunate results. Luckily there is still enough left of a free market for it to provide a solution:
Enter the Global Fliegenschmidt toilet manufacturers based in Coswig, Saxony-Anhalt, who have announced their plans to develop a mobile “multicultural toilet” complete with a squatting platform and water hose for migrant friendly sanitation.
The design was shown to the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung national newspaper, who gave a gloriously politically correct write up of the new product, branding it, “Universally applicable: the refugee toilet is ideal for the globalised defecation.”
No need for the water hose. A 2015 Turkish fatwa now allows Muslims to use toilet paper, although many have never actually seen the stuff. – See more at: Moonbattery