Did Smollett Subway sandwich foil his perfect crime?


Let’s think about this. The poor fellow Smollett is attacked. Bleach thrown at him. A noose placed around his neck. But bless his heart. Through it all he hung on to his cell phone, but most importantly he hung onto his Subway sandwich. What a guy.


Smollett reported to police that at 2 a.m. on Jan. 29, he was returning to his apartment – a Subway sandwich bag in one hand and holding his cellphone in the other – when two white men wearing ski masks attacked him. He claims they yelled, “This is MAGA country” and other racial and homophobic slurs, tossing a liquid substance on him, later determined to be bleach. Carrying a noose, they placed it around Smollett’s neck.

Fighting them off, he escaped. Not only did the courageous Jussie not run off, he never lost his Subway sandwich. What an inspiration to young gay boys everywhere!

Lots of good snarky comments over at Biz Pac Review

Rafer Weigel


This would suggest that either the “Empire” actor never dropped his sub during the terrifying attack he described, or that after being viciously attacked and left with a rope around his neck, he was still of the frame of mind to search for and retrieve his sandwich.

Even though he was allegedly doused in bleach.

Keep in mind that Smollett also said he was on his cell phone when the alleged attack occurred — never mind that he did not use that phone to immediately call police, waiting about 40 minutes to do so.

Film footage of the final leg of Smollett’s trek that morning showed him entering his apartment lobby, cellphone and sandwich bag in hand, passing the night security person in the lobby, making no effort to immediately contact police. Read more at WND

Jussie Smollett’s Best Actor Oscar Nomination

featuring cameo of former gay actor Kevin Spacey



H/T: Moonbattery

Need more Kevin Spacey as bizarre as this gay Smollett dude?

Let me be frank.

17 Responses to “Did Smollett Subway sandwich foil his perfect crime?”

  1. the unit Says:

    The mistake was the choice of liquid poured on him. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Steve Dennis Says:

    That is a small detail he forgot about and it looks like that played a big part in doing him in. This is one of those details that would have bothered Columbo.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. petermc3 Says:

    Who out there remembers 60’s children’s show The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show and who remembers The Fractured Fairytale segment of the show? Well boys and girls here’s a fairytale for the 21st century… hope you enjoy.

    As we recoil at the idea of President Trump’s responsibility for ruining another gentle black man of the opposite sex- I mean homosexual, lets all ponder the following:
    Barry Obama promised that the main plank (do they still say that?) in his platform would be to fundamentally change America and unlike Donald trump not fulfilling his promises President Barry sure as hell did. He singlehandedly provoked a renewed race war that had subsided nearly 40 years before, he separated and polarized “The American People” by race, religion, sex, income and political preferences, he sold out the country to overseas interests numerous times, he embarrassed and denigrated this country more than once to overseas and anti-American interests, he encouraged Islamist militants and anti-American interests domestically and overseas to do their best in trying to destroy us and our way of life-and yet who gets credit for his great work: Yes-President Trump the recipient of Barry’s economic revival. When will Barry and his racial warrior peeps speak up and demand the big O gets the credit due for his successes? When will Trump apologize for not honoring Barry with a medal of some kind his great work in remaking the social and cultural fabric of Amerika? And should Trump rather than Barry get credit for Smollett’s courageous side show acting out whitey’s rapacious feelings for his black-I mean African American brothers- well, you know🔥

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    • bunkerville Says:

      Surprise… the Chicago police never mentioned at the presser that the basic intention was anti-trump…. But what the heck, you connected all the points of light.. Obama forever… he did transform America and sent it on its way to the dust bin of history.


    • Mustang Says:

      1. Democrat operatives aren’t very smart.
      2. One thing they know how to do … and do really well, is divide us up into competing interests. They know how to piss off conservatives.
      3. What we must do, instead of getting PO’d is just laugh at the silly dumb bastards. We’ll live longer, they’ll live shorter, and life will be good. It’s Miller Time!

      Liked by 1 person

  4. cherylpass Says:

    Thinking about this Smollet character and his lie over the last couple of days, Bunker. It occurs to me that all homosexuals are liars anyway because they are living a lie re: their sexuality. So what’s another lie to prop up their lying lifestyle??? I think it’s psychopathic and second nature to them. Hmmm….that’s my take.

    Liked by 3 people

    • bunkerville Says:

      I think that is pretty much of a broad brush Cheryl… my issue at this point, that we are forgetting that this intention was as an anti trump attack and as usual the gays are taking up the oxygen. How about the 60 million that voted for Trump? That was his intention. It was the MAGA s that wanted to lynch him.

      Liked by 1 person

  5. thetinfoilhatsociety Says:

    If you believe the chans, Kevin Spacey’s video you have linked above was a warning to the bad people in Hollywood that while he might be guilty of a few things he knows exactly who is guilty of what because he was a personal witness and he’s not afraid of spilling all THEIR secrets if they try to attack him in any way. Thus nothing further about his purported sexual abuse of minors. They know he knows and they’re afraid of him.

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  6. Dave Miller Says:

    Did you notice how easy they are making it for Jussie. Contrast that with the treatment of elderly Roger Stone whose arrest in the pre-dawn hours at his home in Florida was done with 24 FBI agents in full armor gear, and Helicopters, etc. In Jussie’s case, they had him surrender himself.. Imagine if Jussie were a Trump supporter instead of a creep, little lying Trump hater!

    Liked by 3 people

    • bunkerville Says:

      I caught that… He came in the back door at 5:30am with his attorney. I think I know how this is going to turn out…..but wait…. there may be Fed charges…hope springs eternal.


  7. petermc3 Says:

    Only a true hero would hold onto his hero sandwich….nuff said.

    Liked by 1 person

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