Prince Harry’s Wife Meghan Motivates ‘Sex Workers’

 

Thank Goodness

by Mustang    (Our man on the beat in the UK)

 

The Americans are not alone in the world of the bizarre.  True, we have Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez (AO-C), and one might conclude that, from a political perspective, we’ve reached the outer limits of the Twilight Zone.  But joining us there is our British cousins, led by Meghan, Duchess of Sussex.  Well, she’s not actual royalty … only married to someone who is.  Meghan is (ugh) one of us —and someone who looks disturbingly similar to AO-C.

 

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

 

Rachel Meghan Markle, aged 37-years, is a “retired American actress” who became a member of the British royal family upon her marriage to Prince Harry.  Until recently, Harry was one of my favorite characters in London.  I have no idea what he was thinking when he popped the question and now, he’ll spend the rest of his life waking up next to an AO-C look-a-like.  It will be hell on earth.

I won’t suggest that Meghan is a flake—only that she’s about two bubbles off plumb.  Markle-Mountbatten-Winsor recently demonstrated this when she dispatched personal messages to sex workers by writing notes on bananas.  It gives a whole new meaning to the term “mentioned in dispatches.”  She inscribed nothing deep, you understand —only motivating: such messages as “You are special,” adding little hearts on either side.  Well, she’s right about that.  Sex workers are special.

Duchess Meghan was inspired, she said, as a by-product of Michelle Obama’s school lunch program where an unidentified woman wrote empowering words to children … as if getting a free meal wasn’t enough.

 

Michelle Obama’s school lunch program

I honestly don’t know what more I can say about this … other than sending bananas (as opposed to oranges) along to sex workers has an odd ring to it.  I do not have personal knowledge of all Meghan’s messages, of course … but could concoct a few of my own —and I’m sure our readers could as well.  I was thinking, for example, [heart] Never negotiate [heart], or perhaps [heart] John Smyth-Jones, QC, 0800-740-2220 [heart].

 

Photo credit Toby Melville, AP

Well, at least we Americans aren’t standing alone anymore.