Prince Harry’s Wife Meghan Motivates ‘Sex Workers’


Thank Goodness

by Mustang    (Our man on the beat in the UK)


The Americans are not alone in the world of the bizarre.  True, we have Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez (AO-C), and one might conclude that, from a political perspective, we’ve reached the outer limits of the Twilight Zone.  But joining us there is our British cousins, led by Meghan, Duchess of Sussex.  Well, she’s not actual royalty … only married to someone who is.  Meghan is (ugh) one of us —and someone who looks disturbingly similar to AO-C.


Prince Harry and Meghan Markle


Rachel Meghan Markle, aged 37-years, is a “retired American actress” who became a member of the British royal family upon her marriage to Prince Harry.  Until recently, Harry was one of my favorite characters in London.  I have no idea what he was thinking when he popped the question and now, he’ll spend the rest of his life waking up next to an AO-C look-a-like.  It will be hell on earth.

I won’t suggest that Meghan is a flake—only that she’s about two bubbles off plumb.  Markle-Mountbatten-Winsor recently demonstrated this when she dispatched personal messages to sex workers by writing notes on bananas.  It gives a whole new meaning to the term “mentioned in dispatches.”  She inscribed nothing deep, you understand —only motivating: such messages as “You are special,” adding little hearts on either side.  Well, she’s right about that.  Sex workers are special.

Duchess Meghan was inspired, she said, as a by-product of Michelle Obama’s school lunch program where an unidentified woman wrote empowering words to children … as if getting a free meal wasn’t enough.


Michelle Obama’s school lunch program

I honestly don’t know what more I can say about this … other than sending bananas (as opposed to oranges) along to sex workers has an odd ring to it.  I do not have personal knowledge of all Meghan’s messages, of course … but could concoct a few of my own —and I’m sure our readers could as well.  I was thinking, for example, [heart] Never negotiate [heart], or perhaps [heart] John Smyth-Jones, QC, 0800-740-2220 [heart].


Photo credit Toby Melville, AP

Well, at least we Americans aren’t standing alone anymore.


17 Responses to “Prince Harry’s Wife Meghan Motivates ‘Sex Workers’”

  1. bydesign001 Says:

    And I thought that AOC was scary.

    Liked by 1 person

    • bunkerville Says:

      I would imagine this is only the beginning of what we may hear about her… “Might” no doubt the press will be more than happy to cover… I did see this story in USA today…. hope springs eternal.


  2. Kid Says:

    Sex workers do perform an important role. Imagine Mike Moore 20 minutes into a 25 minute hunger strike and maxed out on sexual tension. I suspect no one or anything would be safe. If I were AOC, I’d be careful, as apparently Mikey has a serious crush on Ocaseanuts Cortez.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Always On Watch Says:

    Gah! Insanity rules the 21st Century!


  4. GP Cox Says:

    hahaaa, now she’s the UK’s problem!

    Liked by 4 people

  5. the unit Says:

    And I thought in the mid ’50’s love was strange. 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  6. markone1blog Says:

    Would you like to borrow my “Bang head here” poster? You can mount it on any wall.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. geeez2014 Says:

    They feed sex workers? Sorry, I’m not getting this.?? And, yes, interesting choice of fruit for a sex worker …heh heh.
    I’m the least biggest possible fan of this Wallis Simpson II, and I do NOT think Harry will “spend the rest of his life waking up next to an AO-C look-a-like.” I think he’ll get his child and finally figure out what a wannabe he married, God forbid. I say ‘God forbid’ because I sense he really does love her now. And I DO hope that continues forever, though from things I’ve read, she’s making him, as the Brits like to put it, “A RIGHT weakling falling for Lefty crap”

    I also don’t think for a nanosecond that Kate has the time or inclination to carry on the FEUDS WITH MEGHAN that Google and Yahoo find more important to report on than any truly important world problems.

    Liked by 2 people

  8. petermc3 Says:

    This is allmI got….

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Ed Bonderenka Says:

    Sex workers need to keep their potassium up, I suppose.
    After all, it’s demanding work inspecting all those babies and determining their gender and assigning it on the correct birth documents.
    That is what “sex workers” do, right?

    Liked by 5 people

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