British prisoners each to have a private land line telephone


All inmates, including killers and rapists, will be able to speak to friends and loved ones ‘in private’ any time, day or night.

No Rhyme, No Reason

by Mustang – our man on the beat in the UK.

There are 118 prisons in the United Kingdom and somewhere in the neighborhood of 83,000 prisoners.  As in America, there are problems inside these prisons.  One problem (among several) is that inmates have to queue in order to use a limited number of pay telephones.  The result of this is that there are incidents of conflict and violence as prisoners compete to use prison telephones.  Not only that, these long lines to use prison phones has led to illegally smuggled in mobile phones and sim cards —and these in turn have resulted in an increase of illicit activities, such as running gangs, unlawful drug deals, threatening or harassing witnesses, ordering terrorists attacks, and things of that sort.

Well, we can’t have that, so British Justice Secretary David Gauke had devised a new way of dealing with the paucity of phone services inside prisons: by March 2020, every British prisoner will have his or her own landline telephone, placed in their cells, sat nicely on modern and aesthetically pleasing desks.  In this way, Mr. Gauke assures us, prisoners will be prevented from returning to a life of crime.  Moreover, those who have bouts of depression, or who develop thoughts of self-mutilation or suicide, will be able to call psychiatric helplines, family members, or their mates back on the block to help them deal with the stress of incarceration.

No, seriously … that’s what Gauke said, which leads a normal person to conclude that prisons are no longer a place for punishment.  Of course, that’s been true for a few decades now —true in the UK and true as well in the United States.  There is far more crime committed inside prisons than outside, but that’s another issue.

And the cost to the British taxpayer is only £30-million, far less than Obama Phones in California, but still … the United Kingdom can no longer afford the cost of their National Health Service —but at least every prisoner will have a telephone.  Progress.

Still, I wonder if Mr. Gauke has overlooked the fact that while families can make a difference in the process of rehabilitating prisoners, wouldn’t this depend on whether family members aren’t themselves criminals, sitting at home waiting for their turn to be convicted of something horrible.  Gauke’s conclusions seem illogical to me, and ill-informed.  If there has been an upswing in criminal activities inside prisons from cell-phone use, how will the installation of landlines do anything but add to these problems?

For the moment, I’ll ignore the possibility (or likelihood) of a convicted rapist making contact with his victim via government provided telephones, although even the thought of that is mind-boggling.  Instead, let me share a few other facts that may have a bearing on the problem —something that Mr. Gauke has not considered: the reoffending rate in the United Kingdom.  Here are the numbers:

Overall recidivism rate, 29.4%

Adult recidivism rate, 28.6%

Juvenile reoffenders, 40.4%

Adults released from custody by court order, then reoffending, 38.2%

Adults early-released after less than twelve months incarceration, then reoffending, 64.5%.

It really is hard to imagine that government officials are this stupid, but then, I’m not making this up.  You can read about it for yourself in the Daily Mail December 28, 2018

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Government is not reason, it is not eloquence,—it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant, and a fearful master … ~George Washington

 

Mustang’s blog Fix Bayonets has an interesting post entitled “Marine Security Guards” up now and well worth a visit.

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19 Responses to “British prisoners each to have a private land line telephone”

  1. Ed Bonderenka Says:

    “It really is hard to imagine that government officials are this stupid,”
    I must have a vivid imagination.

    Liked by 1 person

    • bunkerville Says:

      They have to make their Muslim prisoners happy don’t you know. I wonder how many in jail are muslim. I know they get halal meat now.

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      • Ed Bonderenka Says:

        It’s a ton and they proselytize.
        They appeal to the angry.

        Liked by 1 person

  2. Kid Says:

    If the estimate is 30 mil, the actual cost will be 90 mil. I wonder how many hospital beds and doctors 90 mil could buy.

    In 2018, 70,000 operations were canceled by the NHS due to lack of beds and doctors. I wonder how many more weren’t even scheduled. I’ll bet that number isn’t zero.

    In summary: Rewarding bad behavior only gets you more of it.

    I also read nana pelosi and upchuck shumer have been transferred to a Lab Rat Test facility for use in testing new toxic chemicals, surgical equipment, drugs, etc. Maybe I dreamt that.

    Liked by 2 people

    • bunkerville Says:

      I think you spent too much time with your rat post Kid! Wishful thinking!!

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  3. the unit Says:

    Oh look on the up side. NSA intercepting calls. Locked in a cell, they know who done it. 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

    • Mustang Says:

      True, but it wasn’t their fault … the government made them do it.

      Liked by 3 people

      • the unit Says:

        🙂

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  4. geeez2014 Says:

    “….and these in turn have resulted in an increase of illicit activities, such as running gangs, unlawful drug deals, threatening or harassing witnesses, ordering terrorists attacks, and things of that sort.”
    And did I miss how this will be prevented now that prisoners can sit in the quiet of their own room and do any deal they like?
    THIS IS INSANE…the inmates really ARE running the asylum!!

    Liked by 2 people

    • geeez2014 Says:

      Allow me to explain, I wasn’t clear (sorry)…what I mean is if they didn’t like the unlawful drug deals and other attacks being done over the phone, why make it EASIER, more CONVENIENT? Am I missing something?

      Liked by 2 people

      • bunkerville Says:

        I am afraid z you are not thinking like Cortez where up is down.

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  5. petermc3 Says:

    Now how in the hell did the Brit’s come up with this before the US of A? It truly makes one long for the good old days when insanity originated in California and then moved eastward.

    Liked by 2 people

    • bunkerville Says:

      Well this should give CA the idea…. yes, we want everyone to be able to dial up his posse and find out about the latest drug dump.

      Liked by 1 person

      • petermc3 Says:

        Funny. I spoke with my brother inSoCal this morning who is leaving next week for his new home in Texas who also said not to worry California will be next. We’re all on the same page with this one.

        Liked by 2 people

    • Mustang Says:

      As an American, I’m really pissed off that we didn’t think of this first. Maybe we could start providing prostitutes to inmates at taxpayer expense; that would be hard to beat, wouldn’t it? Oh, I know … how about manufacturing firearms in state prisons? I’m on a roll, folks!

      Liked by 2 people

      • bunkerville Says:

        I suggest the making of hacksaws.. that should put a spring in their step….

        Liked by 1 person

      • petermc3 Says:

        You guys are way off. Next stop: I-Pads. Not only do hookers become unnecessary so do conjugal visits and playing hide the sausage with fellow inmates all thanks to SCOTUS allowing porno pumped into every american household…. and jail cells.

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      • bunkerville Says:

        Now that they – prisoners- have the vote, one can only imagine the numerous ways the Dems can appeal to them. A whole new voting block. Talk about being creative.

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kid Says:

        Firearm Mfg. hahahaa – love it. Cali will do it now. I understand the Cali governor reads this blog.

        Liked by 1 person


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