2009 Started with Stimulus
and ended with a great balls of fire moment from a Jihad’s Jockeys. Pray for a better 2010.
Ahh…the favorite moments of ’09:
1. Favorite Stimulus Allocation:
University of Minnesota – $230,280 for stop smoking outreach to the homeless:
The University of Minnesota received more than $230,000 not to combat the serious problem of homelessness, but instead to stop homeless people from smoking. The university’s plan involves distributing nicotine patches, transit passes, and debit cards to participants. In order to enhance participation in this study, the university intends to produce “attractive intervention materials.”
2. Best Current Events Joke …
“Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven”
3. Best comeback of the year — Sarah Palin
After being mocked and ridiculed for her performance during a failed vice presidential bid, Palin surged back in 2009, capturing national headlines by stepping down as Alaska’s governor, penning a best-selling autobiography. And she made Obama accountable by drawing attention to health care with the mere mention of ‘death panels’ on Twitter and Facebook.
4. The Ethically Impaired: Mark Sanford the wandering Gov, William Jefferson sentenced for his freezer cash, Sen. Chris Dodd’s sweetheart Countrywide loan for a Capitol Hill townhouse and handling of AIG bonuses. Valerie Jarett, slumload. Impeachment of former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich amid charges he tried to sell President Obama’s seat in the Senate. ( a list in its own for sure….this just skims the surface.)
5. Sheer Abuse Scandal of the year: ACORN
Undercover video of ACORN workers advising conservative activists posing as a prostitute and her pimp on criminal activities, including tax evasion. (Runner up: Climate-Gate, The scandal over E-mails that suggest global-warming scientists used “tricks” to boost their warming theory.)
6. Favorite Party Crashers : Michaele and Tareq Salahi
State dinner gate crashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi. A House committee is probing how they got in without an invitation and past the White House Social Office.
7.Worst justification of the year — Unemployment will hit 8 percent without the stimulus bill. $787 billion later, unemployment in October reached 10.2 percent and is currently at 10 percent. Enough said.
Comrade Matrix welcomes your comments on your favorite moments of 2009… Here’s to a vastly improved 2010!!!









